STOP BEING SCARED TO SEND THAT “HEY” MESSAGE TO YOUR CRUSH. WHO KNOWS, YOU COULD BE KISSING THEM IN 2 WEEKS. YOU NEVER KNOW!! TAKE RISKS!!!
Shower head that turns water rainbow colors
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Bath tiles that change color according to heat
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Don’t take a shower if you’re on any kind of hallucinatory drugs ;)
MY KIND OF SHOWER RIGHT THERE
I WANT TO BATHE IN RAINBOW WATER HOLY SHIT WHY CAN’T I OWN THIS
i would really love to take a shower in rainbows
its just a toaster
Actually it is more than just a toaster; it is a short story.
“Finally” denotes anticipation.
“My mom” is character development: you have a mom.
“Bought a toaster” is the clear resolution of the story.It speaks volumes.
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A la mierda el arbitraje yo seré una princesa!
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
Truer words have never been spoken.
(Source: earthtoeileen)
i recognize and fully admit that i’m addicted to the internet but considering i could be addicted to drugs or alcohol or sex i think i did pretty good ok
(Source: jeremyfuckyourenner)
the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that shit off
that is beautiful
fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick
i hope the people who grade my essays don’t laugh at me
